50 NSFW Things That (Probably) Happened At Hogwarts That Weren’t Shown In The ‘Harry Potter’ Films

49. So many pranks/harassment. When you can jinx somebody from across the room, and make them vomit slugs? That place would be packed full of asshole kids.

50. I would say ‘having sex in poorly concealed places during off hours’, buuuut Snape finds a pair of kids ‘snogging’ in the bushes during the Yule Ball in Goblet of Fire and deducts, like, twenty points each.