A feeling that before I’d reach age X or Y, I’d die. I’d get killed. I’d suffer some horrendous freak accident and life would end before it could continue. Because envisioning myself at an older state felt so impossible, so hard to grasp.
9. Starting papers with: “In today’s society…/Since the beginning of time…/Man has always…/Throughout history…”
You swear off food, you swear off ice cream and takeout from the Thai restaurant downstairs and food blogs, and from now on you follow the diet prescribed by Emmy-winning heart surgeon Dr. Oz.
Sitting at home all day can be exhaustingly boring. Doing nothing leads to more doing nothing and the thought of moving off the couch seems overwhelming.
To some people, this term means a skinny Photoshop geek with thick ray-ban glasses and longer hair.
Girl, there are so many great things about you: perfect smile, beautiful bod, glossy hair. But everybody knows what’s sexier is your vast vocabulary…
Who does that leave? I’m not quite sure.
1. You publicly bragged about “beautiful girls” sending you “sexy” photos when you made me believe I was the only girl you were romantically involved with at the time.
3. Scoring the internship of your dreams only to find out you hate every minute of it.
You’ll probably never cross paths with this person again. There is only this single opportunity to make an impression and get their information before they’re gone forever.