Ari Eastman

11 Things You Need To Stop Saying To People Who Just Graduated From College

Uhhhhh….this is my real job. A job is a real job. Take that pretentious question elsewhere.

How Girls Open Jars By Themselves (Video)

Johanna wants to make pasta, so I try to help. I really, really try to help.

I Write Too Many Love Poems

All these love poems that start to sound the same. Is it pretty enough?  Is it too simple? 

Confessions Of A Girl With No Chill

I’m going to want you to text me back. I’m not going to play some timing game, or anticipate the correct move to seem less interested. I’m going to replay conversations and wonder if I said too much.

I Am Enough (Spoken Word)

I am not as brave as I seem on a stage.

I Like You More Than Words

You are too close, and never close enough.

I Have Bipolar Disorder (And That’s Okay)

But alone, I dance with The Reaper. I hide in a black cloak, and run my skeletal fingers up and down his spine.

I Got Drunk And Decided To Dye My Hair On Camera

*ahem, moment of silence for the last bit of shame I had. #RIP*

8 Reasons Being Awkward Is The New Sexy

Oh, you want me to wing-woman you because it’ll inevitably make you look WAY cooler when I stand there and talk about how much I miss playing The Sims for 15 minutes? Word. I’m there.

I Wasn’t Always Such A F*ck Up

I was so on top of it when I was younger. I was so together. I didn’t waste my time on self-loathing. I wasn’t obsessed with wanting and needing.