19 Signs Your Glass Is Absolutely Always Half-Full
You actually think Kim and Kanye have a decent shot at making it. You’re also totally available for babysitting, if they should ever hit you up for it.
A Pep Talk For Post-Grads That Might Be Helpful (But I Dunno)
“Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”
When Stories About Him Are All You Have Left
Therapy is weird when you realize it’s full of secrets, words, hopes you so badly want to share with someone, but your mouth clamps shut in front of the person you need to tell the most.
I’m Still In Love With You
I will hide this, most days, from myself.
Go Ahead And Call Me A C***
Hi. My name is Ari Eastman, I identify as female, and I work on the internet.
You Were Always Just A Ghost
I wonder if the chill that lingers from our memories could qualify me for an exorcism.
The Night My Dad Died
You closed your eyes, and drifted in and out of sleep. I sat by your side, alert. I was ready to be whatever you needed.
What He Said Right Before We Hooked Up
There are certain sentences you don’t ever want to hear as you’re straddling someone in an empty hot tub at 3:15 in the morning.
I Lied So I Could Touch You
But I knew these were not my hands to hold. I explained the curve and thinness of the line farthest from his thumb meant relationship trouble. I was playing with fire now.
We Were A Walking Tragedy
I was high and blurry-eyed, so in love with the haze and romance of a disaster waiting to happen.