Everything You Shouldn’t Do On An Airplane
Be the Annoying Seat Swapper
Be the Annoying Seat Swapper
Your Cat Licking Your Face Immediately After It Eats Gross Food
Weight Watchers likes to say that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Which I guess means they’ve never tasted Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
There’s No Such Thing as Too Much Toilet Paper.
Home-Cooked Anything.
A few weeks ago, my acupuncturist told me I had to stop drinking Diet Coke.
Five minutes in and I still haven’t seen Peggy or Joan. Why is there never enough Peggy and Joan?!
I’ll be honest, there are times I don’t even make it to the bedroom. Sometimes I get a few steps inside my front door, decide the terrible prison that is a pair of blue jeans has become unbearable, and drop ‘em right there in the living room.
4. Wanna Trick a Bride Into Buying Something Stupid? Throw a Veil on Her Head.
The paintings are quite, well, bad. Not Response to Hurricane Katrina bad, but bad nonetheless.