A few succulents in adorable, tiny pots. Because the easiest way to take a scene from “afternoon in my boring living room,” to “vaguely earthy, Kinfolk magazine-esque minimalist perfection” is a few succulents.
People are still making foods out of bacon that are filled with bacon, and pretty much every time I open my Facebook feed now, there is at least one auto-play video that is teaching me how to make some 1200 calorie per serving appetizer that is at least somehow based on bacon.
Texting someone you like way, way, too much, and asking all of your friends repeatedly if you seem insane or they hate you (you seem a little insane, they don’t hate you).
Find someone who loves you deepest when things are coldest, when you need it more than ever, when the summer and its long nights and chance encounters are half a year away.
1. The New Yorker who walks in like they are God’s gift to this shithole bar, ordering top shelf booze, wearing…
Basically half the show is Olivia, the executive, swanning around in a fabulous cream wrap coat, walking places and looking for the perfect cashmere mock-turtleneck to go with her new pencil skirt.
Give them the breakup that is real, so they will know, from then on, that the only time it’s over is when it has actually ended.
Full disclosure: I’ve been to Texas a few times before, but when I was too young and foolish to make snap…
I wish I knew that when he doesn’t call you for one, two, six days in a row, it’s not because…
Never let anyone convince you that modern love means saying only 20 percent of what you mean and making sure you always keep the upper hand.