21 Things Women Don’t Have To Be Embarrassed About In 2015
Not texting creepy guys back who don’t take no for an answer.
An Open Letter To Chrissy Teigen
I ask only that you scale back a tiny bit on all of your many (hard-earned!) media projects to, if nothing else, spend more time getting sleep and seeing loved ones.
What Your Favorite ‘Shark Tank’ Judge Says About You
You may have your business model and sales numbers down by heart, but do you know your own soul? Nothing will help you figure it out more than your preference in Shark Tank judges.
5 Things You Probably Don’t Think Of When Getting A Dog In The City
As I approach my beloved mutt Mona’s first birthday, I’ve come to reflect on all that it means to be a…
How To Be Friends With An Ex
Spend time apart. Like, a lot of time. Don’t do that weird, awful thing where you extend the breakup into 17…
15 Subtly Sexy Things Guys Can Only Do In Fall
Pick sexy his and hers Halloween costumes. Sure, it’s always fun to go as things like a plug and an outlet, or Teletubbies, or other unsexy, foam-based things.
The 4 Final ‘Sex And The City’ Relationships, And Whether Or Not They Were Bullshit
1. Carrie And Big. Let’s start with the big (ahahaha) couple here, because they are obviously the tedious and vaguely-emotionally-abusive stars…
A Day In A Life Of The 2015 Romcom Woman
She gets on wait lists for the new “It” bag, which she knows is the “It” bag because it has been…
9 Musical Acts Whose Male Fans You Should Never Date
I’ve been out of high school for nearly a decade now, so I’m unsure if there actually are any DMB fans still out there. But I assume that there are, and that they’re still the worst.
5 Erotic Short Stories For Professional 20-Somethings
You are meeting your significant other’s parents for the first time at a quiet brunch spot in your city.