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Jay and Blue Ivy went to an ice cream truck.

We are driving on the mountain road late and we don’t see any other cars.

Brady is a cringeworthy, aging, unsuccessful musician who hopes dating The Bachelorette will catapult him to YouTube fame.

Eating mayonnaise salad.

I’m not falling apart anymore. I thought you should know that.

Smack in the middle of the flip-phone era we were dealing with the reign of Britney Spears (wayyy pre-breakdown), worshipping our plentiful boy band deities and blushing as 50 Cent briefly descended from heaven in order to whisper “go Shawty, it’s ya birthday” in our ears.

All you want in your whole entire life is a cute dog to play and cuddle with.

So many fake tears, so little camera time.

Chris is simply too baby-crazy to wait around for Becca.