9 Counterintuitive Rules For Happiness
Consider selling out.
Here Are Some GIFs Of Animals Jumping On Trampolines
Rough week? We know you need a good belly laugh. Here are our favorite GIFs of animals jumping on trampolines.
I Saw Some Demons Once
Maybe they just had a sensory perception of people whose souls were up for grabs.
Outrage Is Everyone’s Favorite Emotion: The New Rolling Stone Cover
We don’t want Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to be He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
6 Insults You Only Say If You Are Losing The Fight
God didn’t realize you were going to be a lesser person in advance and give you a tiny penis to identify you as such.
3 Worst Things About Being A Woman
If some ability in men’s bodies went away after age 35 we sure as hell would a) have a cure by now and b) not shame them for wanting to discuss it.
5 Things You Shouldn’t Know
There is no reason to know this information.
10 Reasons You’re Wrong About Feeling Old
“I’m too old to be a professional athlete now”
5 Things Basic People Complain About
Basic people talk about their neighbors all the freaking time!
What Losing Your Religion Feels Like
Everything you know about your place in the universe and what will happen to your soul has gone has gone from snuggling comfortably on the couch in fuzzy PJs to, well, imagining that you may burn in hell if you are wrong.