10 Refreshingly Honest Lyrics From Love Songs That Aren’t Boring
“I like my love with a budget, I like my hugs with a scent / You smell like, light, gas, water, electricity, rent”
What Kanye West Thinks About Your Future
If Kanye West were the sorting hat, would you be put in the Real Artist house? Or just Hufflepuff?
Could The Kid From Grand Budapest Hotel Be The Next Big Superhero?
The above short is a prequel (Grand Budapest Hotel’s Tony Revolori and The Hunger Games’ Jack Quaid) of what could be.
Sex And The Near-Death Experience I Had When I Was Young And Dumb About It
Twin extra-long dormitory beds don’t make for great sex, but you will try anyway.
When You Suspect You’re Bipolar, What Do You Do?
You will realize this is who you are.
7 Conventionally Sexy Things You Need To Stop Doing (Because You Look Ridiculous)
Whenever someone winks at me in a social situation, my first reaction is not 😉 or :-* but instead: “what do they want from me?”
Drake Is On Tinder And I Don’t Know What To Do: Should I Swipe Right?
I just can’t handle this kind of pressure. I think I have to swipe left.
This Is How You Love Someone
You love someone all tacit and silent, without replies and responses, with nothing at all.
50 Things A Grown Woman Might Just Cry Over When PMSing
“29. The thought of moving.”
A Love Letter To Pasta
It’s the nutritional equivalent of the person you can make rude jokes with and bring home to your parents.