21 Extremely Serious And Worthwhile Questions About Scientology
What if you’re Tom Cruise? What if nothing is funny? What if I’m just being paid by John Travolta?
What if you’re Tom Cruise? What if nothing is funny? What if I’m just being paid by John Travolta?
That pile of damp towels.
You won’t be making any money, you’ll feel like a failure.
“It’s the little disgusting things that make you wonder if you miss a place.”
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“Be kind of a dick, but in a fun way.”
Anxiety feels like acid in your stomach, the kind that doesn’t belong there.
“I appreciate the pain, it make me relevant.”
“Who’s there?”
This is for dancing, and sweating, and—