“When I was in high school this one guy went to the bathroom, pooped in his own hands, and smeared a handful of shit on the mirror, walls, footbath, floor and doorhandle. Smelled like a MF.”
#28 made me feel a little better about my dating life.
This is how tragic modern romance is.
College is hard, guys.
“Secretary got caught having sex with an intern in a room where we kept all the filing cabinets. They had started so fast that the secretary had left one of the shelves open and she held onto it to “stabilize” herself.”
I wish I was funny enough to think of these…
Who came up with this idea??
Henson had pulled down his pants, and was swinging wildly on a Stop sign. He then spied a shiny van, and apparently was consumed by lusty thoughts.