Everyone Is Laughing At This Polling Firm’s Hilarious Response To A Random Conspiracy Email Predicting Violent Civil War
This all escalated too damn quickly.
I Spent Christmas Morning In The Emergency Room And Here’s Everything I Saw
I feel emotionally exhausted. Not because of my long wait or relatively simple procedure, but because of the raw humanity. The humanity I work so hard to compartmentalize and hide away.
Girlfriend Orders Man To Get Rid Of His Dog, So He Posted This Craigslist Ad That Will COMPLETELY Solve The Problem
I would’ve paid money to see the girlfriend’s face when she saw this.
What Your Favorite ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Character Says About You
You don’t tolerate nonsense or drama in your life. You are resilient toward other’s opinions of you, and you pride yourself on being fiercely determined.
Hillary Clinton Says She Is Basically A Hispanic Grandmother — Here Are All The People Who Disagree
“Hillary Clinton didn’t work so hard until her hands hurt like my grandma just to put food on the table.”
The Japanese Translation Of ‘Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer’ Is Hilariously Dark
This is seriously funny (in a very dark sort of way).
‘Ken M’ Strikes Again! 40 Hilarious Comments From The Internet’s Biggest (And Funniest) Troll
“In paris everyone has to stand in line to kiss the cook with food in their mouths and then they have to burp into the cook’s mouth.”
Woman Who Died Of Cancer Left Behind This Inspirational Facebook Post That Will Move You To Tears
If you go to my funeral, please run up a bar tab that would make me proud. Heck, blast “Keg on My Coffin” and dance on the bar for me (because there had better be a dance party at some point). Celebrate the beauty of life with a kickass party because you know that’s what I want and I believe that in a weird way, I will find a way to be there too (you know how much I hate missing out on fun).
30% Of Republicans Support Bombing ‘Aladdin’s’ Fictional Kingdom Of Agrabah
Now, granted, we can all agree that Agrabah had some serious problems with their internal politics, but that doesn’t mean we should bomb them!
Reassure Me About My Future & Chill?
We made the right choices, or at the very least, we did the best we could with what we had. We did good.