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The Atlanta Falcons’ final game at the Georgia Dome came with the ultimate closing gift – an opportunity for the franchise to go to the Super Bowl for only the second time in its 51-year history.

“Have your ear plugging fingers ready, folks – it’s time to revisit some pure, unadulterated jingle bell suck…”

The media just didn’t lose all credibility during the Trump-Clinton contest. They killed the journalism profession altogether.

There is a very, very important lesson to learn from Donald Trump’s victory – and unless liberal voters acknowledge it, 2020 is already a lost cause.

“Donald Trump has shown that rank-and-file voters cannot be taken for granted. The voter matters, and to ignore some of the legitimate concerns of voters, whether you are a Republican or a Democrat, I think that has tapped into a sentiment that will represent a fundamental shift in the future of politics.”

MAKE AMERICA DRY AGAIN? Pennsylvanian presidential candidate Jim Hedges seeks to instill some newfound progressive politics into the 2016 Prohibition Party platform.

The epitome of 21st century counter-culturalism isn’t CBGB’s – rather, it’s hanging out at your nearest Chick-Fil-A.

“I decided to take a gander at ten of the most beloved comedy movies of the last 40 years, reviewing them for content that would totally not fly with major movie execs nowadays. As it turns out, some of the greatest cinematic knee slappers probably never would’ve gotten off the drawing board…”