Thought.is

I want these things inside me. My expectations are unrealistically high now. I will be disappointed with real food now.

Australian search aircraft have located two objects in their search area.

I’ve been paying all this money for products when GOD’S SKIN CARE has been living in my boyfriend’s balls this whole time?

When it comes to body image and diversity in media, pretty white ladies – even ones who hate bras and trip on red carpets – aren’t going to get us there.

Younger siblings were the perfect combination of desperately approval-seeking and way too trusting – and you knew just how to use it to your advantage.

Are gay men better in bed faster? And why period sex feels so good.

I know your sick, unholy, filth-soaked brains will do nothing but sully this pristine hymn with the sin of your own imagination, but that’s all you.

When faced with the choice between performing oral sex on a man or a woman, you secretly wish you could just put some pizza in your mouth.

You make your friends text you when they get home and genuinely worry if they don’t.

“Cher’s main thrill in life is Photoshop. It gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.”