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Watch These Sex And The City Alternate Endings: Carrie Marries The Russian And Her Friends Reject Her

Imagining anyone ending up with The Russian is nauseating. What a squirmy, whiny, pretentious, kiddie portion of bullsh*t that guy was. Good loft tho.

Video: Mash-Up Of Justin Timberlake’s “Suit And Tie” And “Let’s Get It On” Is Sexier Than You’d Expect

Contrary to what many would say, enjoying a JT joint is not, in fact, tantamount to punching babies.

In Other News, Here’s The Best Baby Penguin Ever Chasing A Zookeeper

Did they break that baby’s tiny heart by making him go back in the habitat with the other penguins when clearly all he wants to do is pretend he’s people?

This Is Scary: Anti-Gay Bill In Kansas Would Make It Legal To Refuse Service To Gay People

It’s literally legalized discrimination against gay people, disguised as “religious protection”. Plus, the phone numbers and email addresses of the lawmakers who can stop it.

10 Ways I Would Prefer To Die Since It Has To Happen Anyway

6. Someone accidentally tearing my carotid artery while biting my neck during a particularly heated make-out sesh. 7. Space tragedy.

Video: Ellen Page Comes Out As Gay And Why Celebs Coming Out Still Matters

78% of gay teens are bullied or teased. Some skip school to avoid it. Some drop out. Some of them commit suicide, or are killed. It’s a mess. So how does Ellen Page coming out affect any of that?

The Ultimate Playlist For Valentine’s And Snow Days – Whether You’re Alone Or Not

The ideal soundtrack for staying in alone and doing you all day, or for leisurely, we’re-not-going-anywhere-anytime-soon, snowed-in sex.

“This Is A Very Uncomfortable Video, But It’s The Truth”: Tyrese Gets Surprisingly Sex-Positive

“I’m not judging women who are promiscuous – I want you to continue doing what makes you happy. Sex makes the world go round. It does. It is what it is.”

Why This App That Tells You The Average Age At Which Your Friends Got Married Is Some Bullsh*t

An app that takes finds the average age at which your Facebook friends got married, and punches you in the soul with the number. You know, so you can stop guessing exactly how well on your way you are to dying alone.

Why Is Clay Aiken So Terrifying In His New Congress Campaign Ad?

Maybe there’s something about a soft-featured ginger wearing an outfit that screams “pedo preacher”, but I support this.

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