Imagining anyone ending up with The Russian is nauseating. What a squirmy, whiny, pretentious, kiddie portion of bullsh*t that guy was. Good loft tho.
Contrary to what many would say, enjoying a JT joint is not, in fact, tantamount to punching babies.
Did they break that baby’s tiny heart by making him go back in the habitat with the other penguins when clearly all he wants to do is pretend he’s people?
It’s literally legalized discrimination against gay people, disguised as “religious protection”. Plus, the phone numbers and email addresses of the lawmakers who can stop it.
6. Someone accidentally tearing my carotid artery while biting my neck during a particularly heated make-out sesh. 7. Space tragedy.
78% of gay teens are bullied or teased. Some skip school to avoid it. Some drop out. Some of them commit suicide, or are killed. It’s a mess. So how does Ellen Page coming out affect any of that?
The ideal soundtrack for staying in alone and doing you all day, or for leisurely, we’re-not-going-anywhere-anytime-soon, snowed-in sex.
“I’m not judging women who are promiscuous – I want you to continue doing what makes you happy. Sex makes the world go round. It does. It is what it is.”
An app that takes finds the average age at which your Facebook friends got married, and punches you in the soul with the number. You know, so you can stop guessing exactly how well on your way you are to dying alone.
Maybe there’s something about a soft-featured ginger wearing an outfit that screams “pedo preacher”, but I support this.