43 Timeless Pieces Of Advice From Adults To Seventeen-Year-Olds
“Realize that the world is round, but it isn’t fair.”
29 Amazing Ways To Explain What A ‘Cunt’ Really Is
Some people’s favorite thing to eat, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Unhappy New Year: 10 New Year’s Eve Horror Stories
“Midnight comes, and she drunkenly pukes on my shoulder, and it runs down my shirt. I then tried not to get sick on her. I failed.”
12 Men And Women Confess Their Biggest New Year’s Resolution Failures
“I ignore my own resolutions. I just feel kind of good that I make the gesture, you know?”
BAD Kitty!: 10 People On The Worst Thing Their Cat Has Ever Done
“My cat, now deceased, peed on my head and pillow while I was sleeping.”
BAD Dog!: 10 People On The Worst Thing Their Pooch Has Ever Done
“While camping my dog barfed into my open, snoring mouth.”
Uh…Thanks?: 100 People On The Absolute WORST Christmas Present They Ever Got
“My mother gave me a can of creamed corn once. One of the main reasons I don’t talk to her anymore.”
22 People On What They Learned About Love And Relationships The Hard Way
“I learned it’s better to be alone than in a crappy relationship.”
10 Men On How Their Idea Of The Perfect Woman Has Changed From 25 To 35
“The perfect woman likes to come over, have sex, and leave.”
10 Women On How Their Idea Of The Perfect Man Changed From 25 To 35
“Now the question I ask is, ‘Do I want this guy to be the father of my children?’”