31 Thoughts All Book Lovers Have While Finding A New Book To Read
“There are not enough hours in a day, or years in a lifetime, to read all the books on my list.”
“There are not enough hours in a day, or years in a lifetime, to read all the books on my list.”
“I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
Whenever someone busts you for being a romantic, you get so defensive that a bystander would think someone just revealed you’re the Zodiac Killer. OMG SHUT UP. I AM NOT. IF YOU TELL ANYONE, I’LL KILL YOU.
Watching anything on TLC or Lifetime.
“Is everyone in the world having sex but me??”
A few days ago, Billy Ray Cyrus posted this photo to his Facebook page with the caption, “Much to think about.” But what is he thinking about???
“That person hasn’t even spoken to me, but I wish they would fall down a manhole.”
“I promise I will not spit in anyone’s food, unless they should request that I do.”
When two friends are in an argument, you would much rather crawl in a hole and hibernate until they’ve worked things out, because you love both of them and don’t want to be mad at either!
99 Problems to Trap Queen, IT HAS IT ALL.