A man punched his girlfriend in the face after spotting a photo of an unknown man on her cellphone — which turned out to be a picture of Mitt Romney. Newt Gingrich has since released a statement saying she wasn’t his girlfriend.
Bristol Palin is defending her 3-year-old son, Tripp, saying that while he did say the f-word during an episode of her reality show, it wasn’t homophobic. Because they aren’t scared of any queers.
Ripped straight from the week’s headlines. Sorry, headlines.
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“I miss your face” = “but not as much as your body”. If loose lips sink ships then Steven Tyler must have been aboard the Titanic. In space, nobody can see you juggle. If you’ve ever slipped on an actual banana peel, you are a bold-faced liar.
What is it about me that you hate so much? I’ve thought about that question for hundreds of years and have never been able to answer it rationally. I know, I “like totally creep you out.” Even as a young child, people would say my name and then shiver and announce that they needed to take a shower. But why?
The number of people with which one can have said fun is depressingly scarce during the week. This is because they have jobs, which was the thing I used to have before funemployment started.