Inner Monologue Of A Straight Girl At A Gay Bar
Who knew there were this many Sam Smith remixes?
Who knew there were this many Sam Smith remixes?
That’s the thing about addiction; it creates an illusion of invincibility. It seems like nothing can happen, nothing can be ruined as long as you both are completely intertwined.
I’m going to tell you exactly what to expect if you get with each member of the band.
8. The Recent Transplant Who Is Still Afraid Of Everyone.
The Musician guy fills that certain void of bad boy and creative that every wandering post-grad-girl is looking for.
Your space is 100% your own and you can make it a 550 square foot representation of you and nobody else. Plus, you aren’t getting into an argument about getting a Reservoir Dogs poster framed. So that’s cool too.
4. You’ve considered getting Life Alert purely so you can have a person at your beck and call when you get lost trying to find your way back home. Which is more often than you’d care to admit.
If you love Sex and the City, you have a firm opinion on who our Core Four should have ended up with.
2. “Let’s wave at my neighbor. I think he’s watching.”
Technically you never asked. But I knew you would.