Here’s What You’re Like In Bed Based On Your Drink Of Choice
Red wine: You’re incredibly sensual. Like, you probably listen to Prince all day long in preparation for a date.
If She Doesn’t Want To Fuck You, Don’t Cry About The ‘Friend Zone’
Friendship is not a consolation prize. Some people are not going to like you. Attraction is not always mutual.
Here’s What Kind Of Girlfriend You Are, Based On What Kind Of Wine You Drink
Chardonnay: You always make your boyfriend watch The Bachelor with you.
I Don’t Believe In Love, But I Did Believe In Us
But you and I, we were something. You understood me in a way I hadn’t experienced before. I didn’t have to explain. I didn’t have to hide. You just got it.
If A Guy Is Weirded Out By Your Pubic Hair, Don’t Fuck Him
Do you know how many times we’ve gone down on hairy men with dank ass balls?
If You’re Saying ‘Let’s Just All Move On’ About This Election, You’re An Asshole
I will not numb my emotions and normalize something like this. And you shouldn’t either. This isn’t politics as usual. This is something we should all fear.
5 Drunk Texts We’re All Guilty Of Sending (At Least Once)
You’re just so full of joy and a warm, fuzzy feeling has taken over your body. You must contact everyone you care about to let them know:“i loooveeee youuuuuuuuu.”
19 Women Share The Seriously Cringeworthy Thing A Partner Did During Sex
“He sat on me and farted. On purpose.”
Millennials, Hook Up Culture Is Not The Reason You Can’t Find Love
Honey, do you really think men weren’t after sex before? You think Tinder was the launching pad for them to treat you poorly?
Our Hook Up Would Have Been Perfect Had It Not Been For His ‘Cock’
Mr. Medium and I met up at my favorite bar, a much preferred setting than the stuffy conference room we’d been in the night before. The bartender knew me by name and a dusty pool table sat towards the back. Every night felt like college here.