Inner Monologue Of A Single Girl Trying To Put On A Fitted Sheet By Herself
WHY AREN’T THESE LABELED!?!?!!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WHY AREN’T THESE LABELED!?!?!!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Like the great Mark Hoppus of the esteemed pop-punk band Blink 182 once said, “Well, I guess this is growing up.”
You start tracing your family’s history in hopes of discovering a web of lies and secrets to unmask at the next family dinner.
Winter boyfriends seriously have the best closets.
Almost 4 years ago I was told I could never have children. Now I’m trying to figure out if children will fit into my life at all.
“Maybe part of me wants to overlook his partying side just to have someone by my side.”
Anything in life can be made better when kittens get involved, says science, probably.
“Do guys really just want someone ultra-feminine girl to sit there and laugh at their jokes and tell them they’re pretty?”
I ended up hooking up with a girl but when I woke up I had no clue where I was. Somehow we had ended up 45 minutes out of the city at her uncle’s cabin.
1. You’ve started to really appreciate the story lines in porn.