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3. The paper is thin and soft.
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2. A second, smaller closet within the original, larger closet
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6. You absolutely must give a damn about him.
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19. DiGiorno pizza
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When I am misgendered, I find it funny at best and inconsequential at worst. I don’t care. When it comes to most things, I don’t care what strangers think. Well, strangers I don’t want to date anyway.
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8. Squish between two people in a really crowded subway car.
12 TV Show Theme Songs And My Emotional Responses
3. Family Ties – Nostalgia. What’s that? I can barely hear this song over the deafening longing for my childhood.
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1. Move to the Northeastern U.S., where spring doesn’t exist.
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6. Breakfast Surreal: Fill a clean, dry bowel with your favorite combination of oats, dried fruit and puffed corn. Add milk to taste.
Are We Good?
“Are we good?” I asked as she turned to leave. What a stupid thing to say.