Summer is on the way and you know what that means: soaking up the sunshine, lounging by the water, and fully embracing the fact that you should’ve been born as a sea-dwelling mermaid.
The cicadas in the trees
hummed through the hot summer air,
and I sat there
while you destroyed me.
Fairy godmothers rarely show up
with the right shoes at the right time.
These short stories haven’t hit the big screen, but here’s what their posters might look like if they became Hollywood horror movies.
“NO!” he shouted, and it sounded like he was pounding on the door with both hands. “No, please don’t leave me, please don’t leave me here by myself! I don’t know how long I’ve been in here and I’m so scared!”
I’m “that” friend. The designated horror nerd. The one that when people see an article about haunted houses or gruesome murders, they go “Hey! I need to show this to M.J.!” Therefore, I feel I’m qualified to craft the ultimate gift guide for horror lovers everywhere.
It’s not just men who have needs, you know? Women, when left untouched, they grow cold, like a thin sheen of frost has spread across their skin.
You’re not one of those girls that slaps on a store-bought costume. You’re better than that. You’re worth more than Sexy Firefighter, Sexy Cowgirl, Sexy Donald Trump. But it can still be hard to come up with a good, solid Halloween costume. As the self-proclaimed Halloween Queen, I’m here to help.
That’s what was following me, right? The handprints? The voice? Worse, what was attached to those handprints?
I’m back, Elsa, and I’m ready to talk to you.