It’s not an easy decision, and when you’ve been together for a while, the relationship feels like a routine and you might really think you know her. Before you pop the question, here’s a foolproof way to make sure it’s the right move.
Confusedly: You don’t hate the challenge, but you do think it’s being done the wrong way. Why are people doing something that inherently involves screaming?
1. The guy who is SO into whatever he’s doing tomorrow: For the purpose of this article, we’ll call him Kevin.…
The parallels are endless; that’s why I’ve decided to spare you the hindsight-bias and answer those questions by combining my perceptiveness with their Instagrams.
People are making money off of you.
You start to realize that this might actually be the best part of life. Obviously I told myself “Your best days are yet to come,” but there were so many times I started to doubt that.
More importantly, you’re a ‘beer guy;’ you’ve been to a couple breweries and know the difference between a stout and a port, which rationalizes your addiction with sentences like “I’ve been meaning to try this one.”
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The women you attract are the worst. How could they not be? You’ve said a total of 20 words and she’s down, plus the only thing you two have in common is that all your Instagrams are selfies.
First of all, don’t call it ‘picking up chicks’, call it ‘meeting women.’