10 Riot Fest Bands You Should Listen To Right Now
3. Against Me!
Creepy Clown Terrorizing A Small Town Will Make You Never Sleep Again
The clown is expected to be out again tonight during the twilight hours, wandering the Northampton streets. Good luck getting to sleep, everyone.
Stop Everything You’re Doing And Listen To The New Britney Song, “Work B*tch”
It’s pop imitating drag imitating pop.
21 Reasons You Should Fall In Love This Autumn
When you fall in love in the autumn, you get to keep it all through the winter –memories as wonderful and wistful as jumping into a pile of leaves. This Fall, don’t be afraid to dive in.
Unbelievable But True: New Kazakhstan Service Will Assault Your Girlfriend To Get You Laid
Sadly this is not an Onion news article. This is very real.
The Creepiest Disney Video You Will Ever See
Did you ever want Walt Disney and company to explain your period to you? Now, with Disney’s “The Story of Menstruation,” you and Uncle Walt can finally have that period talk you’ve been meaning to have.
Great News: The Obama Administration Is Sharing Your Information With Israel
In the 80s, Maxwell sang that he always felt like “someone” was watching him, but according to a new leak from whistleblower Edward Snowden, it’s not just anyone. It’s Benjamin Netanyahu.
We Need To Start Making Movies For Women
When women are in the picture, it’s Scarlett Johansson showing her butt or Natalie Portman standing off to the side, wind in her hair. They are props and accessories, rather than the pole that holds up the tent itself.
We Have A Miley Cyrus Problem
If people accuse you of overthinking, that usually means you’re thinking the right amount.
Worst Customer Ever: Instead Of Tip, Waitress Gets Message Reading “None, N*gger”
There’s a special place in hell for people who don’t tip, but one Red Lobster customer deserves an even more special place.