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Last week Stephen Colbert aired what might be their best segment ever, a full-box-of-tissues video that has the power to change the world.

1. Man attempts to siphon gas from neighbors’ cars. Man decides to take a cigarette break in the middle. Man accidentally catches scene on fire and is also arrested for arson.

It’s a glimpse into what could have been a promising independent career for the actor, and we’ll see Monteith in full when the film premieres at the Toronto Film Festival.

“I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.”

This is history in the making, folks.

When isn’t he great? It’s the one thing in life you can count on: The sun rises, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt is wonderful. These are the laws of nature.

Whether you’re a cat or a dog person, we can all agree on one thing: The animals got us beat.

Although the internet loves Ryan Gosling and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I firmly believe that Anderson Cooper is the perfect man. What more could you possibly want?

If you liked Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich or Adaptation, stop what you’re doing and check this out.

The Craft = Mean Girls + witchcraft