Here’s Why You Probably Shouldn’t Tweet Terroristic Threats To Airlines
In case you ever thought it would be a good idea, it’s not.
In case you ever thought it would be a good idea, it’s not.
It’s just a confusing time in your life because you’re just a big ball of hormones and acne so the attractions are never predictable.
When making a statement declaring a movie the greatest of all time, your standards should be extremely high.
If you feel like you’re out of ideas and completely uncreative, don’t worry, there’s a solution.
Obviously there are more than 20 amazing things to do in Cincinnati, but these were the things that stood out to me more than any other during my five years in the city.
Remember when Khaleesi ate that horse heart in season one? It was actually seven pounds of a gummy-like substance made of jam, dried pasta, fake blood, and sugar.
Let’s be honest, if you don’t love the movie Tremors, then something very horrible happened to you in life and you have given up on joy.
Dang girl are you the old lady from Up because I haven’t even been here for five minutes and you’re already gone…
OK but what if I lose my job and my rent goes up and everyone I know refuses to help me out? What am I going to do then?
I would feel confident in saying that 30% of my life is spent thinking about pizza.