Top 10 Humans to Imagine Making Really Loud Whale Noises
By Tao Lin
10. Brad Pitt (b. 1963)
Brad Pitt is an American actor who has garnered two Academy Award nominations and four Golden Globe Award nominations. Imagine him comfortably seated on a sofa facing a fireplace leisurely making very loud whale noises after a really nice dinner of scallops, arugula salad, honey-encrusted almonds.