Top 10 Humans to Imagine Making Really Loud Whale Noises
By Tao Lin
9. Gucci Mane (b. 1980)
Gucci Mane is an American rapper who was arrested November 2, 2010 for “driving on the wrong side of the road, running a red light or stop sign, damage to government property, obstruction, no license, no proof of insurance and other traffic charges,” according to Wikipedia. Imagine him making attention-seekingly loud whale noises as he brusquely “storms” out of an Office Depot after a 15-minute argument with an employee about the extra costs of reformatting his external hard drive.