Top 10 Humans to Imagine Making Really Loud Whale Noises
By Tao Lin
3. Oprah Winfrey (b. 1954)
Oprah Winfrey is an iconic figure born in rural poverty and raised on welfare in a poor urban neighborhood who became a millionaire at 32 and whose powerful influence on public opinion, “especially consumer purchasing choices,” according to Wikipedia, has been called The Oprah Effect. Imagine her alone in her mansion making horribly loud whale noises sort of unconsciously while absentmindedly reading The Food Network’s website’s list of “Christmas Cookie Tips.”