Top Five Overachieving Babies on Famous Album Covers

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4. Spencer Elden – Nirvana, “Nevermind”

  • Age Then: Much too young and naïve to grasp heavily-layered metaphors in album art concept
  • Age Today: Much too old and naïve to grasp heavily-layered metaphors in album art concept
  • Compensation: Promised dinner with Kurt Cobain when older, unfortunately outlives Kurt Cobain, begrudgingly turns down dinner invitation from Courtney Love
  • Chosen for: Indifference towards capitalist Western ideals, willingness to go “below the diaper” for additional breastfeeding
  • Aspirations: Currently interning for Shepard Farley, plans to leverage world-famous baby junk for multi-million-dollar Pampers modeling deal