Top Five Overachieving Babies on Famous Album Covers
1. Justin Bieber, “My World”
- Age Then: 15
- Age Today: 14 (AGE-REGRESSIVE SURGERIES OUTLINED IN LABEL CONTRACTS)
- Compensation: $423,000,000
- Chosen for: Ability to instantly render 14-year-old girls insane with lust, self-swiping bangs
- Aspirations: Rendering the world free from the sorrows of one more lonely girl, congressional representative (post-puberty)