Top Five Overachieving Babies on Famous Album Covers

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2. The Cure, “Galore”

  • Age Then: Adorably demonstrates age when polled by audience of onlooking adults by spitting and raising one itty-bitty middle finger
  • Age Today: 36
  • Compensation: $40; later wins $200,000 in lawsuit against photographer, alleging cutie-pie sailor’s hat “not enough to prevent lifelong skin damage due to beating desert sun”
  • Chosen for: Love of iced creams, ability to make pained poopie-face on command
  • Aspirations: Investment banker with JP Morgan Chase