Which Horror Movie Would You Make It Out Of Alive? 

4. Unfriended. I’d have better computer skills than whoever the main character was and I wouldn’t act nearly as dumb about the whole situation.

5. Nightmare On Elm Street. My nightmares would rip Freddy to fucking shreds, thanks ptsd!

6. Hellraiser. The cenobites, for being interdimensional torture demons, are fairly easily tricked.

They even say “no more of your tricks, I will tear your soul apart.” And then they immediately get tricked again.

Also, I have a strict policy of not fucking with anything that shady men with dirty fingernails sell me. Zappy golden puzzlebox? Nope, I’ll just play my vidya, thanks.