Which Horror Movie Would You Make It Out Of Alive? 

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13. A Stranger Calls. I don’t answer calls from numbers I don’t know.

14. The Blob. It’s a slow-moving blob that has to touch you to absorb you. You know where I’m not? Anywhere within 100 miles of wherever this thing. In my car, and gone.

Military, do your thing. Once you drop it off to stay frozen deep in the Atlantic, let me know, I’m sure there’ll be new job openings when I come back home.