50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument By Thought Catalog 13. Your mind is screwier than a duck’s penis. 14. You’re doing an amazing job of showing up turtles. They can only breath out their ass, you can have a whole conversation. 15. You have the same amount of chins that a cow has stomachs. Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16