50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument By Thought Catalog 22. I wish you were like the luna moth, born without a mouth and going to die very soon. 23. I would hit you, but that would be animal abuse. 24. Insulting you by calling you a pig would be an insult to the pigs. Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16