50 Ways Men Can Completely Ruin Their Chances With A Strong Woman

38. We were chatting and he seemed cool before saying “I’m basically the real life version of BoJack Horseman”. He then could not comprehend why that’s not an attractive comparison, even after boasting he has seen the whole series four times.

39. Gave him a ride home from a party in my hometown (I was visiting for the holidays.) Got to his house. He started crying about how cruel and unfair it was for him to have met me because now he knows there’s someone as perfect out there as I am but it’ll never happen since I live in another state. It took me nearly two hours to get him out of my car because he was just crying and holding this giant tub of cheese balls in his lap.

Yes, he was sober. And yes, this was the first time we had met.