70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

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42. “I am more pissed off than a piano player in a marching band.” Literally makes him laugh every time.

43. One time he ordered pizza with a side of cheese bread that came with Marinara sauce. He was like “I’m eating pizza with a side of pizza.” We all laughed but it was 4 years ago and he brings it up every god damn time.