70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

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6. My Dad’s Chinese and anytime he shows someone how to do something easier, he says, “Ancient Chinese secret.”

7. Me: “What’s the movie about?”

Dad: “About two and a half hours. HAAA!”

8. Someone says they’re going to go take a shower.

My dad’s response: “Be sure to put it back when you’re done!”

As far as I know, he’s used this for 30+ years and probably won’t stop until he’s worm food.