70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads By Thought Catalog 60. Whenever we drove past a farm he would say “Look at that fat cow.” 61. Me: sitting sloppily like on couch Mom: sit right!! Dad: can she sit left Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31