25 Things You Could Do Instead Of Catcall A Woman
Ask Siri questions about your own anatomy.
Ask Siri questions about your own anatomy.
You said, “I’m happy now.” I tasted her inside your tooth. I think I hate your mouth, and the way the world didn’t explode.
Ed Sheeran: He maintains serious eye contact while harmonizing with your orgasm.
But maybe that’s why I love a show that features people back from the grave. Maybe I like playing make-believe a little too much. Any sort of fantasy I can sip on. Because Depression, oh she’s on every channel and I can’t mute her.
Years ago, he told me to find him when we were in the same place again. He asked that I’d always look for him, that I’d never give up trying to find us again. Who we were. The flame we shared. And I agreed.
You were known, but never that well. You were like that mysterious figure in the distance — people knew your identity, but did they ever know the real you?
You can delete all those apps that honestly just make you feel sad and empty. *cough* LOOKING AT YOU, TINDER *cough*
Not wanting to be part of unnecessary drama, and somehow still getting dragged into it.
Awkward moments won’t stay awkward very long; they just become inside joke material.
I kissed someone for the first time after my dad died. Is that why romance tastes a little like my own heartbreak?