16 Steps To Having The Perfect First Date (And Probably Getting Laid)
1. Do your research before the date.
1. Do your research before the date.
You can feel the strings attaching and it doesn’t matter how fast you pull out your scissors, they keep popping up.
I remember it like sandpaper kisses.
That’s the first mistake us early 20-somethings make, thinking deserving something means it will happen. Maybe it does. But often, it doesn’t. You work. You hope for luck. You put your heart and soul into things. But you don’t wait.
The one person you really don’t want to see.
What if you meet your “Lobster” and you’re just a teenager without enough understanding of the world to know this isn’t just a puppy love?
You’re comfortable being brutally honest.
You find yourself hollowed out, the appetizer before the main course. People don’t come back for you.
Checking your voicemail causes a strange panic inside you. CAN’T YOU JUST TEXT ME?
Dear lost girls, my warriors in shades of “I’m not good enough.” You are more than enough.