Abs in pain, bladder on the brink of bursting, and tears coming out of your eyes. Enter those symptoms into WebMD and they’ll tell you it’s terminal illness, but it’s actually just the absolute best type of crying.
Meth! Mmmm, Meth!
If you’re not elite at multitasking, dedicating time to each dream will mean they’ll all suffer a bit, because you need to be fully invested and focused on each, individual goal.
Jake from State Farm.
Level 4: Using The Phrase “Open your eyes.”
Emergency Shopping All Day.
They have an actual, definitive personality and they’re confident being the unique individual they are in life… Y’know, like “whiskey lover” or “enjoys traveling” or “guy with a beard.”
You’re what would happen if ABC Family’s 25 Days of Christmas materialized into a living, breathing human. Your enthusiasm is either merrily embraced or found insufferably irritating, with no in-between.
Pumpkin Pecan Waffles.
Upon beginning to can’t even right now and literally die, the subject was given 24 ounces of Starbucks Chestnut Praline Latte, which she said “… is totally giving me life right now.”