How My Suicidal Ex-Boyfriend Saved My Life
Semantics allow for that: suicidal is a state, not a verb.
Semantics allow for that: suicidal is a state, not a verb.
*Tries to talk to film school student during a movie, gets thrown out of building and banned for six weeks*
Never moving is the ultimate power move.
A group project team meeting in public for less than 30 minutes to passive aggressively assign roles for a semester-long group project as the “team leader” falls asleep on a bench.
*Addresses your boobs with the term “they,” as if they are another person and we are their stylists*
Do you ever *really* need to leave your bed?
She brings joy to the world. She probably likes cookies.
Dad jokes, am I right?
Groove the winter blues away.
In short: yes.