How To Get Taken Out To Dinner By Your Parents When You Are Broke
Eat some of the leftovers even though you swore you were saving them for lunch at work.
And I Question Myself Again: What Is It About Men?
My destructive side has grown a mile wide / And I question myself again: what is it ’bout men?
Cutting Out Caffeine Made Me Feel Better But I Miss Coffee Like Crazy
My brain did not start unless I’d mainlined some black coffee.
Donna Meagle: Queen Of Parks and Rec and Everything Else
If you’re a diehard P&R fan, you know Donna is where it’s at.
Out Of The Blue
Later you will squeeze me to you and say, “You were so dramatic back then.” I will laugh. I will not feel I was being dramatic at all.
It’s Freaking Freezing Outside So I’m Not Going Anywhere
A friend once caught me outside my dorm playing in the snow by myself and singing a made-up song that went, “Gaby likes snow! Gaby likes snow!” (More the Wiggles than Bob Dylan lyrically, I know.)
The Best Tom Haverford Moments From Parks And Recreation
Apps n’ zerts, baby.
The Different Kinds Of Bad Moods You Can Be In
This bad mood mostly comes for me late at night. It’s when it’s quiet and you have some time to run through all the embarrassing and terrible things from your past that you’re not quite over.
The ‘Doctor Who’ Christmas Special: Who Is Clara Oswin Oswald?
Here are some theories.
On Passing For Straight
That’s the other thing about passing. People feel like they’re safe to be homophobes in front of you.