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10. spaghetti

Did you check the “best-by” date on the package your blood came in? And, if so, is it before today?

I’ve been thinking a lot about calling someone in, to get rid of the ghost. Then again, like I said, this ghost is not entirely mine to bust. In a small way, they’re just here, too. It’s like that punchline to that old Myron Cohen joke, “Everybody’s got to be someplace.”

Well, really, it’s already too late. I’m trying to warn you that summer is coming.

You’ve probably been wondering how to do this properly this for a while.

ARIES (March 20 – April 19): You will brush your teeth with milk by mistake… at first.

4. This is a new dressing called “Sex Life of Average American Married Couple.”