Why You Don’t Need A Wingman
There is only one other person I want to be involved in my dating life besides me: the person that I am dating.
There is only one other person I want to be involved in my dating life besides me: the person that I am dating.
The thing was, it was forever life changing…just not in the way that you would have ever wanted.
The look you give to someone who coughs or sneezes in your direction could literally murder a whole village of newborn penguins.
Should you do it? Yes, you should.
You’re not pregnant!!! Even if you haven’t been laid in a while, it’s a relief to know that some miraculous Jesus baby conception didn’t happen.
The experience itself of being invested, excited, and anticipatory of a new relationship, only to watch the results of your efforts get reaped by another person, can make you feel like you want nothing to do with the concept of a relationship.
A funny girl will buy you a beer, steal your heart, and kiss your mother the minute she meets her.
I am exhausted. But I have not given up.
I Will Follow You Into the Dark by Death Cab For Cutie: To sing out loud when you have the feels for the pizza you just demolished.