How To Be Depressed
2. Stop going outside. …Don’t you get a weird feeling when you go outside? Like all the skyscrapers and buildings are going to topple down on you? Give in to that feeling. Become that feeling.
Aspects Of The Fourth Of July
America! The greatest okay-ish country that we know of!
Here’s Your Video Of Exploding Disney Princesses
Bippity Boppity Boom.
Here’s An Animated Map Of The History Of Gay Marriage
…It says so much more than words can say.
What I Imagine ‘Girls’ Is Like Without Ever Having Seen It
“Here. Eat this gluten-free cracker.”
How To Be A Woman Who Is Also A Horse
4. Neigh. Dance like nobody’s watching. Prance like you’ll never be hurt.
What I Imagine Game Of Thrones Is Like Without Ever Having Seen It
“Avast! I sense that you are in league with the Northlanders!”
Everything Is Falling
Fall if you will, but rise you must.
Excerpts From The “Choose Your Own Adventure” Book ‘Journey Under The Sea,’ Presented Without Commentary
“This is your most challenging and dangerous mission. Fear and excitement are now your companions!”
Suggested Names For The Kim Kardashian/Kanye West Baby
17) Kimye II: The Kimyening